A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
this is all I want in a boyfriend
They say true love only comes around once and you have to hold out and be strong until then. I have been waiting. I have been searching. I am a man under the moon, walking the streets of earth until dawn. There’s got to be someone for me. It’s not too much to ask. Just someone to be with. Someone to love. Someone to give everything to. Someone.
|—||Henry Rollins (via quotes-shape-us)|
you goddamn cereal offender
Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded
Mom: *comes home early*