theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX

bruce-bann-the-science-man:

this is all I want in a boyfriend

tastefullyoffensive:

Mmmmnope. [x]

They say true love only comes around once and you have to hold out and be strong until then. I have been waiting. I have been searching. I am a man under the moon, walking the streets of earth until dawn. There’s got to be someone for me. It’s not too much to ask. Just someone to be with. Someone to love. Someone to give everything to. Someone.
Henry Rollins (via quotes-shape-us)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

sofapizza:

you goddamn cereal offender

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:image

What my night has consisted of

What my night has consisted of